Brett & Carl distract themselves from a near-miss versus the Hawks with things they like and don't like about the Brooklyn Nets. Our hard hitting analysis includes tales of Richard Jefferson's unabashed, self-serving use of his announcing gig (3:29), Rodi The Choir Boy's Budding Confidence (8:00) a well-deserved shout out to our basketball father Demarre Carroll (9:00) Dinwiddie's fireside referee chats (12:12) and a triumphant rejoice that the Nets guards are finally acknowledging Jarrett Allen's existence (16:45). We end with a deep dive into the anals of rebounding, typo intended! (19:53). Are rebounds in a vacuum indicative of which players help a team win? Who are the best rebounders on the Nets? Is Brook Lopez solely responsible for Kris Humphries fame and marriage?! (42:05)

After the Nets recent woes, Carl and Brett take on Nets Twitter to cool down the piping hot takes (2:20), revise their Nets win total projections for the season (28:01), Brett attempts to put the fear of God in Carl with the spooky parallel between the 2018-19 Nets and a familiar foe (29:27) and ultimately revise their final Eastern Conference standings (40:30). Go Nets baby!

Brett and Carl react in real time to Spencer Dinwiddie's imminent return (00:00), nearly come to blows about how many lines are on a basketball (6:44), chat through Rodions Kurucs up and down rookie season (14:30), navigate suffering the slings and arrows of the remaining buyout 4 market (31:24) and finally share their thoughts on the pros and cons of Kenny's egregious use of zone defense (39:49) One Team, Zone Goal!

After a well-deserved celebration of all things Joe Harris (1:29) Carl and Brett dissect everything we like and don't like about the Nets since the All-Star Break (4:26) followed by a detailed breakdown of the Nets remaining schedule (26:38) while ultimately ending with our Nets win total and playoff seeding predictions for the stretch run! (35:03)