In this episode of Welcome to the Suburbs, Andy and Greg tackle the great Midwestern food divide — Skyline Chili vs. real chili, cinnamon crimes, and the shocking discovery of ketchup corn casserole (yes, it exists).

From bluegill jigs in the parking lot to a Ruth’s Chris dinner meltdown before a Paul McCartney concert, the night spirals into fired bartenders, dusty wine pours, carrot-tip “seasonal vegetables,” and a salmon so overcooked it belonged in a can.

Meanwhile, Paul delivers a religious experience, the crowd stays seated like it’s the symphony, and a single Blackbird tears up the arena.

Food fights. Concert etiquette. Merch lines that rival the Indy 500.

Just another night in the suburbs.

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