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The three caballeros return for the 21st inaugural episode (which is either mathematically impossible or spiritually accurate) and immediately dive into the true hard-hitting topic: how long new car smell survives Taco Bell and human existence? What follows is a chaotic blend of volatile organic compounds (aka VOCs), Dr. Jimmy John’s bread gut confessions, and a Masters betting flex that somehow turns into drone-assisted green jacket dressing. From there, the podcast whiplashes into Eagles draft strategy, where Stat Boy becomes a salary cap economist, Dr. TAT becomes a trench warfare philosopher, and Panda Dan just wants “some edge guy.” The conversation spirals through mascot depth charts, WrestleMania hype, and whether the Phillies are simply waiting for warm weather like reptiles. By the end, the crew is debating the fundamental definition of a cookie, accidentally threatening international bots, and a poor attempt at a Blomo review of the 'Die Hard in a sports arena'.
Key Topics Discussed
03:10 | Smell Rankings, Tennis Balls & Jimmy John’s Bread Guts
07:15 | Stat Boy Explains New Car Smell (Science Edition) + Car Buying Experience
11:30 | Masters Betting Recap (Panda Dan's Victory Lap), Green Jacket Logistics, & Drone Theory
20:45 | Eagles Draft Talk Begins (Positions & Philosophy) + Draft Value Economics (Stat Boy Masterclass)
33:30 | 2021 NFL Draft Revisited (Hits & Busts)
41:50 | Eagles Draft Predictions
44:30 | Philly Sports Check-In (Flyers, Sixers, Phillies)
47:30 | Mascot Football Depth Chart
50:50 | WrestleMania Preview
53:45 | Phillies Lineup Debates
56:30 | International Listener Explosion
59:20 | What Is a Cookie? (Philosophy Spiral)
Statistics & Facts
Memorable Quotes
"We used bread guts as a rag." - Dr. TAT
"If you're just the only person in the car and you're not stopping at Burger King every night, it'll be longer. But if you have five kids and they're always stopping at Wendy's, it probably goes away faster." - Panda Dan
"New car smell is gone in 60 seconds if you spill cologne" - Dr. TAT's poor attempt at a disguised movie pun
"I’m not a golf guy, but I am a football guy." - Stat Boy
"I got about a 25% return on my investment." - Panda Dan
"We clearly have the two best mascots in sports." - Stat Boy
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Follow us on x.com & Instagram -- @sethikepod
Email us -- [email protected]
By Dr. TAT, Panda Dan, & Stat BoyThe three caballeros return for the 21st inaugural episode (which is either mathematically impossible or spiritually accurate) and immediately dive into the true hard-hitting topic: how long new car smell survives Taco Bell and human existence? What follows is a chaotic blend of volatile organic compounds (aka VOCs), Dr. Jimmy John’s bread gut confessions, and a Masters betting flex that somehow turns into drone-assisted green jacket dressing. From there, the podcast whiplashes into Eagles draft strategy, where Stat Boy becomes a salary cap economist, Dr. TAT becomes a trench warfare philosopher, and Panda Dan just wants “some edge guy.” The conversation spirals through mascot depth charts, WrestleMania hype, and whether the Phillies are simply waiting for warm weather like reptiles. By the end, the crew is debating the fundamental definition of a cookie, accidentally threatening international bots, and a poor attempt at a Blomo review of the 'Die Hard in a sports arena'.
Key Topics Discussed
03:10 | Smell Rankings, Tennis Balls & Jimmy John’s Bread Guts
07:15 | Stat Boy Explains New Car Smell (Science Edition) + Car Buying Experience
11:30 | Masters Betting Recap (Panda Dan's Victory Lap), Green Jacket Logistics, & Drone Theory
20:45 | Eagles Draft Talk Begins (Positions & Philosophy) + Draft Value Economics (Stat Boy Masterclass)
33:30 | 2021 NFL Draft Revisited (Hits & Busts)
41:50 | Eagles Draft Predictions
44:30 | Philly Sports Check-In (Flyers, Sixers, Phillies)
47:30 | Mascot Football Depth Chart
50:50 | WrestleMania Preview
53:45 | Phillies Lineup Debates
56:30 | International Listener Explosion
59:20 | What Is a Cookie? (Philosophy Spiral)
Statistics & Facts
Memorable Quotes
"We used bread guts as a rag." - Dr. TAT
"If you're just the only person in the car and you're not stopping at Burger King every night, it'll be longer. But if you have five kids and they're always stopping at Wendy's, it probably goes away faster." - Panda Dan
"New car smell is gone in 60 seconds if you spill cologne" - Dr. TAT's poor attempt at a disguised movie pun
"I’m not a golf guy, but I am a football guy." - Stat Boy
"I got about a 25% return on my investment." - Panda Dan
"We clearly have the two best mascots in sports." - Stat Boy
Send us Fan Mail
Follow us on x.com & Instagram -- @sethikepod
Email us -- [email protected]