What’s up, scumbags? We’re back for another episode of that crystal clear fantasy clarity that you’re used to. Get your straws and mirrors out, so you can snort this content before the upcoming NFL weekend.

We’re missing Ten Foot. Just about everything went wrong for him last week, so he has run away. Of course, he’s saying it’s work related, but we know the deal. Regardless, we talk about Ten Foot’s “me too moment” without him.

We sympathize with Blue Ballerz for his huge farm loss and we cover the entire main league.

4th and 9 Inches is undefeated, folks. This shit isn’t cool. This shit isn’t funny. All hands on deck.

We award the Jackie Battle of the Week (JBOTW) and we throw down our shit and love lists to send you into your weekend.