THE LOL SHOW

Today on the LOL Show we calculate the required action to mathematically will yourself into the playoffs. We also learn to not care about probabilities at all. How bout that?

We also touch on the boring stuff like Major Two kicking off, the final leg of the Elite Eight, and how you should never pay $65 for an eighth of weed even if it looks really, really good.

00:03:00 - 00:13:15

(Major Two Lobby)

00:13:15 - 00:25:20

(Next Level Cupdate)

00:25:20 - 00:54:17

(Playoff Probabilities)

00:54:51 - 01:00:58

(The Math of Miracles)

01:06:21 - 01:13:38

(Weekly Strange Story of the Week)

Today on the LOL Show we chart a path across the cosmos only to be left stranded. We also have ourselves a bit of a creature feature.

Then we get to the boring stuff where we chat about the Elite Eight in the Cup, Major Two qualifying, and how my dog, Bucky Barnes, lost his testicles a few weeks ago and we were left standing here with a big, deflated scrotum.

Distress Signal

(00:00:00 - 00:03:11)

Elite Eight Cupdate

(00:05:43 - 00:21:06)

Major Two Qualifying

(00:21:06 - 00:27:09)

Eliminator Crowd

(00:27:09 - 00:29:00)

Bucky's Balls & Halloween

(00:29:00 - 00:32:50)

The LOL Creature Feature

(00:33:30 - 00:37:46)

Drinky Drink & Duck Divebombs

(00:38:26 - 00:51:44)

Today on the LOL Show we stare into the great abyss in the sky and swear that we found aliens only to realize that it's actually never aliens.

We also recap Major Ones from across all levels. BOOYAAHH, Hernandez, and Catanzaro are our big winners. We then turn our attention to the final leg of the Sweet Sixteen in the Cup, plus all the huge payouts being enjoyed from the Sportsbook. Oh, and Eliminator reset!

Shoutout Hank Green!

Major One Results

(00:00:00 - 00:11:50)

Quirky Farm Standings

(00:11:50 - 00:15:06)

Sweet Sixteen Cupdate

(00:15:06 - 00:31:38)

Eliminator Reset

(00:31:38 - 00:33:19)

Sportsbook Payouts

(00:33:19 - 00:37:15)

The Gravity of Want

(00:44:02 - 00:48:22)

Late Night Drinky Drink

(00:49:32 - 00:59:49)

Today on the LOL Show we have an existential crisis trying to figure out how we got into this situation in the first place. It's not necessarily our fault. Thrownness is real.

We also rundown the entire Sweet-16 in the Cup. How teams got to where they are and my prediction for each of the eight matchups in the world's most favorite tournament ever. Oh, and we talk about Major One and how important LVL wins are right now for bubble squads.

Shoutout Doja Cat!

School Time

(00:00:00 - 00:04:00)

Power Rankings

(00:07:45 - 00:16:45)

Standings Situation

(00:16:45 - 00:24:27)

Major One

(00:24:27 - 00:29:48)

Sweet Sixteen

(00:29:48 - 00:40:33)

Website Updates

(00:40:33 - 00:42:49)

Thrownness Lecture

(00:43:06 - 00:50:25)

Orlando Jaguars + Storm

(00:51:04 - 01:03:55)

Today on the LOL Show we head down to the Valuation Station to review how we current set player and roster value, but we also discuss a new method to truly encapsulate everything. FANTBITDA!

We cover Major One standings, the second-round of the Cup which isn't the Sweet Sixteen, the Tag Team Division, Eliminator, Lockchains, and more non-sense than you're entitled to just based on how little you paid for this.

Major One Standings

(00:00:00 - 00:12:37)

Next Level Cupdate

(00:12:37 - 00:26:10)

Business News

(00:28:12 - 00:45:23)

FANTBITDA

(00:45:23 - 00:56:03)

Today on the LOL Show we try to get back into the swing of things quickly since it's already week three. Typical, Buddy.

We cover last season's winners, the first-round of the Cup, Major One qualifying, the Tag Team Division, Eliminator, Lockchains, and more non-sense than you can shake a stick at.

To wrap it up, we have an exclusive announcement on the level punishments for each of our future AOL winners/losers this season! You're not going to want to miss this.

LOL 2024 Results

(00:00:00 - 00:11:18)

Next Level Cupdate

(00:11:18 - 00:23:12)

Major One Qualifying

(00:23:12 - 00:31:13)

Tag Team Division

(00:32:40 - 00:37:50)

Eliminator Challenge

(00:37:50 - 00:40:12)

Website Updates

(00:40:12 - 00:49:21

AOL Punishments

(00:49:21 - 01:02:00)

Today on the LOL (Preseason) Show we answer common questions like, how do the playoffs work, what's a level win, how does pro/rel function, who is AOL, omega who, and why do we play this again?

Today on the LOL (Preseason) Show we answer common questions like, what was that lottery about, what's a roster look like, dynamic scheduling what, next level cup, majors, what the hell is happening? WHAT DID THEY DO TO US?!

Today on the LOL (Preseason) Show we answer common questions like, why we do this, what the heck levels are, what's the deal with these trophies, and who the fuck is the Illuminati?