THE LOL SHOW

Today on the LOL Show we cover every matchup in every level as we cross the threshold into the post-season unknown. We also up our confidence levels by channeling our inner Kenny Powers.

We wrap the show with a ton of voicemails, as is tradition, and it turns out that paying people to call actually works.

LOL News & Notes

(00:00:00 - 00:32:45)

Best Level Preview

(00:32:45 - 00:40:28)

Farm Level Preview

(00:40:28 - 00:47:25)

Same Level Preview

(00:47:25 - 00:57:08)

Buddy Powers

(00:57:08 - 01:01:39)

Shreddy4Fingers

(01:02:23 - 01:29:06)

Voicemails & Nonsense

(01:29:54 - 01:53:04)

Today on the LOL Show we're talking playoffs and the risks required to make it there. We currently have five bubble teams and we breakdown the chances for each. I am forced to say "Death by a Thousand Punts" far too many times.

We wrap the show with voicemails, as is tradition, and are we just going to pay people for content from now on?

LOL News & Notes

(00:00:00 - 00:38:16)

Voicemails & Nonsense

(00:39:00 - 01:04:00)

Today on the LOL Show we cover the Final Four of the Next Level Cup, Major Two happenings, and review everyone's standing in the standings. After that, we get macho and learn to shit talk no matter the circumstance by inviting Matty Ice to the program.

We wrap the show with voicemails, as is tradition, and Smokin' Blountz might have a new team name. What?!

LOL News & Notes

(00:00:00 - 00:40:35)

The Macho Man

(00:40:36 - 00:44:45)

Matty Ice

(00:45:25 - 01:14:18)

Chewin' Gummies

(01:14:40 - 01:30:36)

Today on the LOL Show we calculate playoff odds with an enormous amount of simulated data, analyze the future of Democracy, and try to make sense of the nonsense that comprises both of those topics.

We also update everyone on recent LOL website improvements, the Elite Eight in the Cup, the qualifiers for Major Two, and even cover the Eliminator even though we’re so over it.

What Happened

(00:00:00 - 00:28:15)

King Trump

(00:28:15 - 00:33:32)

Magical Playoff Odds

(00:34:54 - 01:03:33)

Voicemails & Promises

(01:04:11 - 01:20:30)

Today on the LOL Show we eulogize Marcus Divinius and let his sister, Death by a Thousand Punts, laugh at his early fantasy misfortunes. We also tell some spooky stories and exhibit a distrust for happiness.

We wrap the show with voicemails, as is tradition, but it smells like it won't be tradition for long.

The Eulogy

(00:00:00 - 00:03:20)

Recaps & Spooky Stories

(00:03:31 - 00:39:20)

Marcus Divinus & Death by a Thousand Punts

(00:40:10 - 00:51:45)

Voicemails & Meltdowns

(00:52:40 - 01:08:10)

Today on the LOL Show, after surviving two hurricanes in two weeks, we try to get the wheels back on the road. We cover the state of the playoff race, we go on a beautiful cupdate, and we quote a Raven.

We wrap the show with voicemails, as is tradition, but guess who didn't get any voicemails and had to improvise? This guy.

Today on the LOL Show, we lick our little fingers, stick em in the air, and forecast the weather with a (major) hurricane on the horizon. We also welcome the baddest tag team in the land and help them come up with a team name.

We wrap the show with voicemails, as is tradition, and we goss about the trade between Proper and Blountz that could potentially mortgage the future of someone else.

Today on the LOL Show, we take the power back! We also interview your reigning champion, Terrible Towelie, and ask him about white people abusing their power.

We wrap the show with voicemails, as is tradition, and Smokin' Blountz needs to learn a thing or two about summarizing his thoughts in a more efficient manner.

Today on the LOL, we cover a TON of ground. From our new level to tag teams to Proper wanting his own show, we touch on a little bit of everything. Oh, and having babies is so hot right now!

The LOL is back, baby!

As Buddy continues to prepare for the start of the regular season next month, we brought in Barry Gribble from Level Up Dynamics to help us unpack some large updates to our league.