Is it safe to mix roller-skates, raincoats and umbrellas? Will Horace Lynchfield ever return to mend the broken hearts of Cabot Cove? Was this entire episode an advertisement for an incredulous optometrist? And can a confession trap ever be too elaborate? (Spoiler - No)

So grab your questionable-judgement-pistol-lighter and put on your sad-girl sweater because we're cracking open a best-seller with "Footnote to Murder".