Hello, theydies and gentlethems! We're assigning a lot of homework this week, because we're covering three films: the original 1922 film, Nosferatu, the 1979 Werner Herzog remake, Nosferatu the Vampyre, and the 2000 meta-film, Shadow of the Vampire. Tune in for suspicious off-brand character names, inexplicable hyenas, and our old friend, the Hash-Slinging-Slasher!