Remake, Reboot, Recycle

After a much longer hiatus than intended, Al and Morgan are back with the fabled episode on Castlevania season 3! Tune in for conversations about a quartet of lesbian vampires, redemption arcs, and just too much trauma. Happy Halloween, ya ghouls!

Listeners, it's finally time for our last episode of Season 2! In this episode we're covering all of Dracula holistically, including some of the texts we didn't get to cover in their own episodes. Tune in for fond memories, exciting stings, and one last editing gift from Morgan celebrating some of the worst lines in Dracula history!

Well hello, listeners! It's our last week of Dracula content, so we're covering the 2020 BBC/Netflix Dracula miniseries. Tune in for genuine spooks, fun murder mystery vibes, and bisexual bloodsucking everywhere!

We will be back next week for our season retrospective, looking back on everything we've covered this season and maybe finally answering the question: what's the best Dracula text?

Hello there listeners! We are fast approaching the end of season 2, but before we wrap up, we absolutely HAD to cover the bafflingly immaculate Tricia Helfer's appearance as Dracula in the 2016 SyFy series, "Van Helsing." Tune in for lesbian vampires, test-tube babies, AND DID I MENTION THAT TRICIA HELFER IS DRACULA?

Hey there listeners -- it's finally Penny Dreadful week! We're covering a handful of episodes from seasons 1 and 3, so tune in for wholesome bois, problematic Apache representation, and PATTI LUPONE??????

Well hello listeners - we have certainly got something for you this week. We're covering Dario Argento's 2012 film, "Dracula 3D," so tune in for terrible wigs, musical saws, and Rutger Hauer?

Hello everyone! This week, we sat down with special guest Brent Glenn to discuss Dracula's long history in the theater, and to discuss the, uh, unconventional ballet (silent film? 8th grader's PowerPoint presentation?), "Dracula: Pages from a Virgin's Diary". Tune in for beautiful dances, dynamic set pieces, and a truly unnecessary amount of post-production.

Well hello listeners, and boy do we have an episode for you! This week, were covering Dracula 2000 (released in - wait for it - 2000), so tune in for millennium fashion, bold plot twists, and VITAMIN C???????

Well hello listeners -- we've got an EXTREMELY exciting episode for you today! We are FINALLY going to talk about our one true love, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, with the one and only Austin Perschbacher, cohost of "Worse than You Remember". Tune in for dollar-store costumes, intense fog machines, and absolutely NO penetration.

Hello listeners, and welcome to 90's Comic Book Nightmare: Part 2! This week, we're covering the 1991 DC comic, "Batman & Dracula: Red Rain," and the 2005 animated film, "The Batman vs. Dracula." Tune in for padded underwear, beta-tested TruBlood, and YA BOI PETER STORMARE!