Remake, Reboot, Recycle

WELL HELLO LISTENERS -- we've got a jam-packed episode for you today. This week, we're talking about BLADE THE VAMPIRE HUNTER, and covering a whole whole lot of things, but mostly focusing on the 2004 film, "Blade Trinity" (we're sorry -- it's the one with Dracula in it). Tune in for extremely 70's costumes, criminal abuse of Photoshop brushes, and a special guest appearance by Dagon the Chaldean Merman!

Hey there listeners  -- we have QUITE the episode for you today, so buckle up! We're covering the 2014 Marvel series, "Dracula's Gauntlet,"  co-written by Brian Posehn and Gerry Duggan. Tune in for a werewolf centaur symbiote warrior, an entire purple demon, and Doctor Deadpool: Surprise Chiropractor!

Well hello listeners -- do we have an episode for YOU. This week, we're covering Francis Ford Coppola's 1992 film, "Bram Stoker's Dracula." Tune in for fangtastic costumes, nifty magic tricks, and PEAK Gary Oldman!

We're finally back, listeners! This week, we're covering Mr. Kim Newman's 1992 novel, Anno Dracula. Tune in for terrifying murders, copious name-dropping, and several sets of family jewels!

We've also made a few updates to a patreon this week, so make sure you head on over and check out all the cool new stuff we added for you!

WELL HELLO THERE LISTENERS -- welcome to our 2019 Holiday Special! This year, we are covering not one, not two, but THREE versions of the classic yuletide slasher, Black Christmas. Tune in for terrible boyfriends, egregious color correction, and the inevitable fall of the patriarchy!

HELLO KIDDIES - IT IS CASTLEVANIA WEEK, so settle in and buckle up! We're covering Castlevania III: Dracula's Curse and the 2017 Netflix series. Tune in for prettyboy haircuts, nebulous backstories, and -- oh wow, that's Gauis Baltar.

Hello listeners! This week, we're covering two "children and family" adaptations of Dracula -- The Monster Squad (1987) and Hotel Transylvania (2012). Tune in for a confusing amount of LMFAO, and absolute bop from Michael Sembello, and that nightmarish travesty which we fear even to speak of, known as "The Monster Squad Rap."

What's up, listeners? This week, we're covering Frank Langella's Dracula, and then switching gears completely to bring you Mel Brooks' Dracula: Dead and Loving It. Tune in for stock sound effects, Addams Family rip offs, and an entire movie shot with an Instagram filter!

Welcome back, listeners! We've got some real deep cuts for you today, so tune in for unsympathetic communists, deeply unsexy sex scenes, and some of the most egregious racial stereotyping ever caught on camera!

Well hello there, children of the night. We've got two unconventional films for you this week: 1972's "Blacula" and the 1979 horror-comedy, "Love at First Bite." Tune in for iconic costumes, wholesome and loving relationships, and an absolute trash fire QUEEN.