Once upon a time, the United States created a little old intelligence agency that created a little old satellite program that took a f*ck ton of photographs from space and surveilled the entire surface of the earth easing Cold War tensions with the Soviet Union. In what is surely just another coincidence, that program’s name was CORONA and it defined a new era of intelligence, advanced film, telecommunications, and manned space flight, and led to the billionaire space cowboy low earth orbit satellite monopoly techno-dome internet panopticon we have today… during a Corona pandemic… wow, what a coincidence. The End.