Is it fair for Seth to blame the calamari's failure on a DOA call? What would Johnathan do with an eighth day in the week? Will Amos ever recover from his beauty parlor migraine? And will he be able to get a date now that Johnathan's leaving town?

So get ready to gossip and berate Coreen or maybe just hide in the corner with a magazine and a coffee because "If It's Thursday, It Must Be Beverly"!