Hair scares/ A gypsy curse/ An alpha move/ A left part/ A southpaw/ The microphone master/ the variations of the female haircut/ The twisted beauty salon experience/ Tommy the nice guy/ Heaven is to blame/ Mushrooms and horse noises/ The Great Relief of it all/ Tommy’s 2-hour haircut/ Dreaming about haircuts/ “i beg to differ, my plump son”/ Having all the man smells/ Hot dog smells/ A parade of fools/ a flock of Amish/ Segments/ A special guest/ Laura/ THE RIBS/ Cliff Notes/ The Infinite Bore/ A guru/ Tommy’s weight/ No extra skin on the Tommy/ The meaning of pal/ The stats of dee pics/ A great love story/ Ribs with a bib/ Elbow pics/ Dumb dumb stupid friends on Facebook/ Ecosexuals/ “You ever hump a flower?”/ The earth is your lover/ Missed Connections/ A generous coffee pourer/ Lead foot/ A real likeable wave/ “This isn’t a missed connection, this is a confession…”/ INTENSE COLORS/ The craziest online dating experience/ #2, at least/ The men of online dating/ Defeat the boredom of love/ One more favor/ Huge/ “Since you’re the elephant in the room, I’ll address you…”/ Pining like Steve Urkel over Laura Winslow/ Get TGIF on Hulu/ Those signals/ The death of Summer/ Fests galore/ Tommy’s MRS neck tattoo/ The backwoods country festival/ THE BEER TENT/ Redevelop your social skills/ all the hate/ Senator Kid Rock/ President The Rock/ Smelling like a hot dog, craving like a hot gun/ Tommy’s hosting a BIG comedy gig/ A Dave Landau show/ I can get the ribs, scot free/ Slumber party comedy show/ SURFING/ This Flint, MI, USA/ The Cannibus Cup/ Advertise your vice/ “It’s not your fault…”/ Snoop Dogg/ The Miserable Hotline/ Chris Vickers/ Got the ribs and let everyone down/ Andrea, tumbling in the dryer/ Hey, dirty car. Hey./ The haunting of Tommy/ This is the Gong Show/ The funeral processions

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