All-Star weekend is near, and the Full Court Mess boys are ready to celebrate by looking over the rosters of each activity while Joe becomes a praised burrito champion, Jared hates the recent GOAT answer, and Will bows too much to a priest. Other topics include celebrity roster addition ideas, newborn child-caused injuries, a claim of under-recognized players, and much more! 

Have any hot takes that you've seen, or a take of your own that you'd like us to discuss? Tweet us @FullCourtMess_!  

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