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Today’s four phenomenal military stories are ‘I pray your war has ended’, ‘What is Killing All these Soldiers?’, ‘A Prayer before Dying’, and ‘Bambi and Thumper vs the Big Bad Wolf’, all original works by Taxi Dancer, kindly shared with me via my sub-reddit for the express purpose of having me exclusively narrate it here for you all. 

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