Throwing haymakers from the opening bell...

What do you do after you poop your pants...

First time seeing boobs in the wild...

Going out with someone because you want to get laid...

Fantasies about the end of the world...

Defining relationships suck...

Does getting your salad tossed change your life...

Going back, would you do it...

Matt's hot take on the film...

A day earlier than thought, so you're welcome...

All that and more as Matt and Doug get...