Betamax Rewind with Matt and Doug

Listen to hear how fast Doug can race through a movie...
The intricacies of spirits and contacting them...
Matt gets bad news about his back and learns he has something in common with Dolphins...
Doug meets some dogs...
Doug berates Matt's choices...about life and the podcast...
Coming in well under two hours it's our shortest podcast yet...
Not even gratuitous bush helped Doug swallow this film and he swallows, trust me...
All this and more as we pick up the plan chard and try to conjure up listeners...

Season 14 kicks off and this episode has everything...

Technical issues...

Doug bullies little kids...

Matt living the bachelor life...

After 220 episodes Voldemort is mentioned by name...

Underwear shopping...

Matt makes it all serious...

Doug learns to spell...

Anal bleaching...

All that and so much more as we prep for trip down the aisle in...

A movie that made both Matt and Doug choke up or cry...

Guests and guest rules are brought up...

Matt, apparently is a terrible person...

Matt, apparently is a terrible person...

That isn't a double post, that is two separate instances of him being a terrible person...

Doug suggests ways Matt could be a less worse person, but to Matt that seems like a lot of work...

Doug bemoans that Matt gets sidetracked...

Doug triggers Matt...

Doug can't tell his meet cute story...

Matt deletes a story because he likes having a roof over him...

Season 14's first two movies get announced...

Podcast sneaks over 3 hours by an RCH for the first time in a hot minute...

All this and more as season 13 stumbles to an finish...

A special guest up top...

Matt steers into the slide...

A year where Matt's life fell apart...

An old segment returns...

Monroe!

Oral sex before soap...

A reverse heel turn...

An attempt at something new...

The final movie of the unlucky 13th season is announced...

A possible future guest is talked about...

An RCH under 3 hours to avoid union overtime...

More editing than normal with no cuts...

All this and more as Matt and Doug talk about:

Lies that end up being true...

Did Matt's mom get fingered in high school...

Doug internet bill listen for the GoFundMe link in the podcast...

A 3rd party review of The Acolyte...

weird hairs on Matt and Doug and others...

Matt gets dumped at an amusement park...

Bathroom etiquette...

May December relationships...

No edits, which may be a mistake...

A surprise that no one will notice...

All this and more as Matt and Doug graduate from the 80s for season 13...

Two podcast hosts...one depressed and one tired...but both in pain.

Perhaps some Faltor-pan or Pon-Far is in order?

I'll be honest, this one is rough, which is unfair for this movie...

Doug's last 80s film for the season...

Timing is off for the first half...

Just kind of discombobulated...

Doug does his best to gaslight Matt...and vice versa...or is it all in Doug's head?

The Beautiful Vagina approves her nom de plume and promptly gets her Facebook stalked...

Oh, they also talk about a movie, but it insists upon itself...

Let's be honest, this is just filler until next week's 80s film season topper...

Note: we reset about 48 minutes in to fix the delay, but I left it all in just for the listeners...

Bite the pillow, 'cause we're going in dry...

Matt goes to NC...

Doug goes to the state fair...

Talk of dogs...

Watching the Olympics...or not...

A movie about selling secrets to the Ruskies...

Matt totally blanks on an important question...

Is there such a thing as a beautiful vagina...or a beautiful penis?

All this, plus a reveal of Doug's last 80's movie

Clocked in way shorter than expected...
Matt gets preferred parking...
Doug shames an opposing coach...
Doug has connection issues...
The beautiful penis' paramour checks in...
Can the high from WoK be continued...
Does the search hold up to scrutiny...
And an anniversary...
All this and more this week as we dive into...

Matt and Doug are recovering from not being on the river...

Hungover and tired is no way to go through life son...

A play by play break-down of what went down after we lost access to the cabin where we used to canoe...

The last trip? Who knows...

A vetoed movie boomerangs back for discussion thanks to the death of one of its stars...
Should it have stayed vetoed?
Trump dodges a bullet...
Friends...what does it mean?
Is this Doug or Matt's movie?
210 films in, where does Popeye rank, is it rank?
If you haven't seen it already, go check out No Way Out with Kevin Costner. It's awesome...
All that, plus a movie-less week followed by a palette cleanser...