Plagues...

Doug knicks a ball...

Matt pisses himself...

Odds on what happened with Epstein...

Acne...

Everybody is mean...

Pogosticks, fun or not...

Next week we move into a large universe...

Matt way outkicked his coverage...

Doug supplies the neighborhood with explosives...

Gay Jewish people...

Picking strawberries at the murder farm...

Is emotional abuse real...

Little circles...

Big circles...

Matt commits to the bit...

Doug feels a ruling is unfair...

All that and more...

Housekeeping for next week...

Matt cries...

AI...

Stroke victims...

Doug does war history...

Comparing theaters...

Licking the rim...

Doug's a simple man...

Doug has problems with a character name...

Matt phones a friend...

Happy 4th everybody...

Matt goes on a trip...

Doug, savior of the bunny universe...

Matt is an asshole even though he doesn't try to be...

Service animals...

Doug is mean 'cause Matt isn't dying...

Reading lips...

What would you do to avoid getting old...

Tiers of retirement...

What does an anus look like...

Doug wants to take away women's agency...

Butt plugs and poker...

The whole family is there...

Matt's dreams are weird...

Jen is mean to Matt...

Trivia champs...

Can you tell your boys that their girl is bad...

The Kelce bros...

Red flags...

Goes long...

What does paint by numbers mean...

Matt has to stop watching cop videos

Jen shooting men down...

Jen and Matt stories...

Jen lists her faults...

Pity blow jobs...

Who cries, Matt or Jen...

Jen takes umbrage with Matt's usage of the W word...

Sorry about the AC sounds...

Will fix for next week...

Fuck you Doug for picking this movie...

Candy talk...

Matt introduces a new segment...

Doug continues to play games with his sounds of the week...

Spying...

Matt sees bush...

AI is the future...

The O word over and over again...

Humble brag...

Sex outside...

Vacations start...

Kind words from an old friend...

What's next, who knows...

Songs that trigger Matt...

Assistants take the fall...

Hand to god with no hand...

Doug is taking loads...

Matt has sympathy for dogs...

Doug doesn't have a vagina...

Dog limits...

Whipped cream up your nose...

Stuttering is no laughing matter...

Doug throws a curveball...

Doug gets triggered by sucking on necks...

Matt doesn't get sexts...

Does Larping mean you're picking sides...

Camo as fashion...

Superstitions...

Doug shows Porsche disrespect...

Ball shaving...

Doug hovers over the veto button...

Impressions...

Over an hour shorter than last week...

Thanks to the Beautiful Penis...

Matt plays the bachelor...

Doug squirts...

Milwaukee Safe House...

Docks, nothing but docks...

Picking toes...

Are hickies a big thing...

Doug is lower middle class...

Matt continues bashing Helen Hunt...