Doug comes out...swinging...

diapers...

Matt likes to talk when he's high...

Matt gets yanked and a relief pitcher is pulled in...

Parenting and schools...

What are the rules about dirty pictures after you break up...

Doug is a racist...

Sideshow Bob...

Toilet rugs...

Doug has an eagle eye for classic porn...

Dildo talk...

Doug puts rules on next week's guest...