Why are Matt and Doug going to hell, let me count the ways...

Gay jokes...

More gay jokes...

Yet even more gay jokes...

Pope jokes...

Thong watching...

A new season, a troubling Doug theme...

A movie with ambiguity...

Matt knows the S&M terminology a little too well...

Guys getting stabbed all over the place...

Literally and figuratively...

We assume the position and lube up for a leather daddy fantasy...

Season 16 fists its way open...