Matt is a liar...

Joey pees everywhere...

Doug does community service...

Doug talks about another movie at length and dog death...

Instead of not paying his internet bill Doug opts to not pay his electric bill...

Lots of talk of whelming...

Vaginas in the wild...

What Matt says as he's about to go deep...

Lastly there's a section where I swear Doug makes as many sexual euphemisms as possible without actually saying anything sexual...