The Bakers’ Dozenth episode of the Bite Thy Thumbs pod begins by navigating the fine lines between petty larceny, college meal plans and someone’s dad’s credit card (0:04:10). Speaking of ugly midsections, the Pats draft McCorkle, a drastic reduction in tragic collegiate athlete stories, and many other NFL Draft storylines (0:27:59). We wrap up by discussing the perils of dynasty fantasy football (1:02:51) and looking forward to post-vaccine life and the pleasures that come with it (1:21:01).