On RHOC this week, Heather threatened to leave Mexico, to which we say, “Don’t threaten me with a good time!” Shannon managed to make vacation joyless & annoying. And four white, blonde women gave a disconcerting salute to a Shaman. There were redemption moments for our villains! Of course they were brief & fleeting, and they all quickly returned to full-hypocrite stasis. Ramona & Margee also touch on HR, DUIs, and Diegos. So, it's time to call a functionally depressed friend, stay on the phone with them as they put toothpaste on their toothbrush, and enjoy A Therapeutic Dose!