In this episode:

• Dresden was bombed to dust, rebuilt, and still looks better than any U.S. city built on purpose.

• Currywurst: Germany’s version of late-night pizza, but with swords involved.

• Donair guys slicing meat like samurai chefs—10/10 would let them duel for my sandwich.

• Germany: Home of sausages, potatoes, and zero water consumption. Hydration is for cowards.

• Do Germans ever poop? Medical mystery of the century.

• American trains: show up when they feel like it. Maybe.

• Florida’s high-speed rail: powered by human sacrifice.

• Espresso everywhere. Filter coffee is an endangered species.

• Boeing whistleblowers mysteriously unalived—totally normal, nothing to see here.

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