Today's Agenda:

• Weekday Water Cooler Update Topics:

  • Birdwatching interest has gone up 94% in the last year

  • iOS 27 reminds you of someone’s birthday if it’s that day when you call them.

  • Cracking knuckles doesn’t cause arthritis. Don’t worry.

  • Old Man at yellowstone gets tossed in the air like a ragdoll by a buffalo

  • Toxic Taco Bell Lettuce and produce parasite causing people to get the runs

• Main Topic: Corporate breaking bad, executives gone wild

• Fuck’Em All Friday Topic: Corporate Heisenbergs

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Today’s Agenda:

• Weekday Water Cooler Update Topics:

  • Cheese can cause nightmares apparently

  • Average needed to retire comfortably is $1.46M - up $210K from last year

  • Eyes can be sunburnt

  • Experimental shot reduces cholesterol 2/3s

  • Hydration breaks at WC games become 180-second beer runs.

• Main Topic: American dreaming

• Fuck’Em All Friday Topic: People who say “work hard and you’ll get ahead”

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Today’s Agenda: 

• Weekday Water Cooler Update Topics: 

• 4th of July - America reaches 250 years

• Elon Musk Calls Posting on linkedin “Cringe”

• Europe is melting 

• Morale is at an all-time low at Meta, so they’re increasing the snack budget 

• Main Topic: Responsibility 

• Fuck’Em All Friday Topic: powerful people pretending not to have any power. 

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Today’s Agenda:

• Weekday Water Cooler Update Topics:

  • 7 year old climbs el capitan, youngest ever.

  • Mosquitos apparently love beer drinkers

  • Average car is 13 years old

  • Dead butt syndrome is a thing most office workers get apparently

• Main Topic: Finding the Ambition Sweet Spot

• Fuck’Em All Friday Topic: Fuck email. It’s awful now.

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Today’s Agenda:

• Weekday Water Cooler Update Topics:

  • Normal walking speed for 40-49 year olds is 16.7 min/mile

  • Moving your pinky around can help prevent dementia

  • Turning the radio on cures car sickness

  • Roku was purchased by Fox

• Main Topic: Age 40 is both over the hill and on top of it.

• Fuck’Em All Friday Topic: Fuck boomers telling me cutting lattes leads to house ownership.

  • Assholes of the week: KPMG for spying on whistleblowers

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Today’s Agenda

• Slide 1 - Water Cooler Chat Topics

  • Gen Z apparently is really into tanning for some reason but not drinking…

  • People don’t become financially independent from parents until age 37 on avg

  • iOS 27 coming… be careful

  • Pigeons apparently navigate using their liver…so do I on Friday nights.

  • And the World Cup has arrived

• Slide 2 - Main Topic: Bringing Your Whole Self to Work

Today’s Agenda:

• Weekday Water Cooler Update Topics:

  • Coffee intake reduces the likelihood of dementia

  • People are popping out of sewer caps in NYC for some reason.

  • NYT interviewed actress Tilly Norwood, who’s just AI

  • Someone’s creating a floating City with nuclear power

• Main Topic: Stagnation of wages

• Fuck’Em All Friday Topic: Snarky passive-aggressive people

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Today’s Agenda:

• Weekend Water Cooler Update Topics:

  • Memorial Day

  • Ted Turner Died

  • Enhanced Games Just Finished

  • JP Morgan’s Sex Slave Scandal

• Main Topic: NDA’s and Non-Competes

• Fuck’Em All Friday Topic: Incompetent People Failing Upwards

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Agenda:

• Slide 1 - Water Cooler Chat

  • Sugar curing male pattern baldness

  • Allergy Season

  • All jackets are wrong weather

  • Scam emails are getting freaking amaze-balls.

• Slide 2 - Main Topic: Office Attire

• Slide 3 - Fuck’Em All Fridays Topic: Literally Fuck Everyone

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Agenda:

• Water Cooler Chat

  • Earth Day

  • Brain peaking post 50

  • New Apple CEO for first time since 2011

  • World Cup pumping up economies all over the country

• The Hump (Main Topic) - Cutting Corporate Benefits

• Fuck ‘Em All Fridays - Also Cutting Corporate Benefits

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