Merry Christmas one and all! Our gift to you is this Christmas special, courtesy of Michael's ability to find literally anything on the internet. This week, we're discussing the enigma and business mogul that is the inimitable Chuck Tingle, and the most specific and strangely lovely erotica that is sure to warm your heart this Christmas Eve. Let us heavy metal sing into your earholes (legally) for the sake of Michael, who has spent a frightening amount of time and money discovering the true art of the Tingle.

Caution: Strong language, adult themes, and scrotal hauntings throughout.