Donavon brings in famed punster Art Allen to write a story about Murder She Wrote and Star Trek, and it gets way too real. When Captain Sisko is sent by the Prophets to the year 1995 to solve a murder, who the fuck do you think is going to be there to help him out? Story begins at 36’54”.

Required themes: Captain Sisko, Jessica Fletcher, Gul Dukat, ghost in the butt, cultural insensitivity to the wormhole aliens, building a house no matter what, something that gums up the plumbing, baseball bat to the tummy, Robby Fucking Lasagna.