Imhotep and Ishmael make the safest gamble. Beck and co steal from a hole in the ground. Jackie crafts the ultimate fantasy adventure experience. A camel finds his family.
CW: deadly workplace situations, snakes and snake-adjacent violence, endings
<a href="https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qFIFxzLBvXRf39L5e3FBJN4D2fCKlaxZkbWYsq82KDM/edit?usp=sharing" rel="nofollow">Transcript Here</a>
Stick around after the credits to hear news on season 2
Find cast info, links and transcripts at <a href="http://truetalesteam.com" rel="nofollow">truetalesteam.com</a>, or follow us on twitter for more illuminati content @truetalesteam

Imhotep and Ishmael make the safest gamble. Beck and co steal from a hole in the ground. Jackie crafts the ultimate fantasy adventure experience. A camel finds his family. CW: deadly workplace situations, snakes and snake-adjacent violence, endings Transcript Here Stick around after the credits to hear news on season 2 Find cast info, links and transcripts at truetalesteam.com, or follow us on twitter for more illuminati content @truetalesteam

Imhotep and Ishmael make the safest gamble. Beck and co steal from a hole in the ground. Jackie crafts the ultimate fantasy adventure experience. A camel finds his family.
CW: deadly workplace situations, snakes and snake-adjacent violence, endings
<a href="https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qFIFxzLBvXRf39L5e3FBJN4D2fCKlaxZkbWYsq82KDM/edit?usp=sharing" rel="noopener noreferrer">Transcript Here</a>
Stick around after the credits to hear news on season 2
Find cast info, links and transcripts at <a href="http://truetalesteam.com" rel="noopener noreferrer">truetalesteam.com</a>, or follow us on twitter for more illuminati content @truetalesteam

S1E3 - Grave Consequences

True Tales of the Illuminati is about conspiracies.

Ah, yes, conspiracies--where the strings of history are carefully pulled from behind the scenes to dance for the powerful like a puppet. In True Tales, the powerful are less puppet-masters and more... finger puppet-masters. At best.

Promoted from the Department of Cover-Ups to Direct Action, Deputy Head Underboss Rebecca and her crew of hapless idiots intrigue, scheme, and stab their way into ruining every Illuminati conspiracy. Supervisors hastily deploy staff to cover mishaps, suddenly and inexplicably lose interest in the projects they proposed, and hand down endlessly diverse and contradictory demands. The result is an absurdist, farcical office comedy where going to work involves collecting thousands of birds and creating an elaborate snake-based series of traps. Why? Well, if you want to know the Illuminati's Secret Occult Knowledge, you'll just have to listen.

Illuminati, Ollominoto!

Comedy

Fiction

Comedy Fiction

True Tales of the Illuminati is about conspiracies. Ah, yes, conspiracies--where the strings of history are carefully pulled from behind the scenes to dance for the powerful like a puppet. In True Tales, the powerful are less puppet-masters and more... finger puppet-masters. At best. Promoted from the Department of Cover-Ups to Direct Action, Deputy Head Underboss Rebecca and her crew of hapless idiots intrigue, scheme, and stab their way into ruining every Illuminati conspiracy. Supervisors hastily deploy staff to cover mishaps, suddenly and inexplicably lose interest in the projects they proposed, and hand down endlessly diverse and contradictory demands. The result is an absurdist, farcical office comedy where going to work involves collecting thousands of birds and creating an elaborate snake-based series of traps. Why? Well, if you want to know the Illuminati's Secret Occult Knowledge, you'll just have to listen. Illuminati, Ollominoto!

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