True Tales of the Illuminati

True Tales of the Illuminati

By Max Kreisky, Katherine Cargill, Eric TrageserComedyFictionComedy Fiction
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True Tales of the Illuminati episodes

  • For the Chop
    We did it!

    We've hit our fundraising goal and that means that we get to share our final - and best- minisode with you! Please enjoy Beth Crane's For the Chop

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    Beck and co find themselves in the court of Henry VIII, and, tasked with out-maneuvering his divine right of kings, hatch a plan to plant a cuckoo's egg right in the King's nest.

    Meanwhile, Ishmael trains his new intern, Dal hisses advice into the King's ear, Queen Jane tries to escape her fate and Jackie finds herself consumed by jealousy.

    Transcript Here

    Beck - Chloe Zwaicher

    Jackie - Julie Snyder
    Ishmael - Noel Naczi
    King Henry - Brice Stratford
    Queen Jane - Beth Crane

    32 min
  • Ready or Knot
    Help Us Make Season 2!

    Beck, Jackie, Ishmael and Dal are on the job to install a puppet ruler in ancient Gordia. Will they untangle the ancient knot? Or perhaps... themselves?

    Welcome to the second of three mini-episodes that we’re releasing to promote our crowdfund to make season 2! You can find out more here https://igg.me/at/truetalesteam.

    Transcript here

    20 min
  • True Tales Trailer
    Trailer

    Your long wait is over! 2 years after our premiere, we finally have a trailer! Try out a taste of the True Tales experience without committing yourself to a half-hour or longer episode! Impress your friends! Frighten your enemies! Mystify your pets!

    Transcript Here

    Featuring

    Chloe Zwiacher as Beck
    Julie Snyder as Jackie
    Noel Naczi as Ishmael

    Theme by Arnie Parrot

    3 min
  • A Day at the Library
    Help us make Season 2!

    Beck, Jackie and Ishmael must track down a vital piece of Illuminati knowledge at the Library of Constantinople.

    We’re back! Welcome to the first of three mini-episodes that we’re releasing to promote our crowdfund to make season 2! You can find out more here https://igg.me/at/truetalesteam.

    Transcript here

    24 min
  • S1E3 - Grave Consequences

    Imhotep and Ishmael make the safest gamble. Beck and co steal from a hole in the ground. Jackie crafts the ultimate fantasy adventure experience. A camel finds his family.

    CW: deadly workplace situations, snakes and snake-adjacent violence, endings

    Transcript Here

    Stick around after the credits to hear news on season 2

    Find cast info, links and transcripts at truetalesteam.com, or follow us on twitter for more illuminati content @truetalesteam

    52 min
  • S1E2 - Royal Pains

    Beck and Ishmael plumb the depths of aristocratic depravity. Jackie and Dal bond over their hobbies. A swan is complicit in a murder. The crew fails to sneak into a fort under cover of horses.

    CW: deadly workplace situations, gross kissing

    [Transcript Here] (https://docs.google.com/document/d/1aaJbdByzf-Q1IkDF88bUwMRLP-EsyIvCFrFuca8Gsk4/edit?usp=sharing)

    Find cast info, links and transcripts at truetalesteam.com, or follow us on twitter for more illuminati content @truetalesteam

    42 min
  • S1E1 - Pyramid Scheme

    Beck is asked to build a library for the Secret Occult Knowledge. Imhotep is bribed into constructing a tall pointy thing with the promise of birds. Jackie and Ishmael see the inside of a head.

    CW: deadly workplace situations

    Transcript Here

    Find cast info, links and more at truetalesteam.com, or follow us on twitter for more illuminati content @truetalesteam

    35 min

About True Tales of the Illuminati

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True Tales of the Illuminati is about conspiracies.