Lala weeps about being a good mom, while being a bad friend. Sandoval is bad at singing, and friendship, and the truth. Scheana is also bad at singing, but better at friendship when she shows up to help Ariana declutter her physical & mental space. Allie & James win Miss Integrity & Mr. Maturity this week! And, after yet another appearance on Vanderpump Rules, will we soon see Cryobank Brian added to the opening title sequence, sloshing a vial of sperm as he makes his slo-mo turn to camera? Time to bypass the vinyl banner announcin brunch at TomTom and enjoy the good optics of tuning into this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!