Happy holidays, good storians. We will be returning in the new year with more good stories, but for now, please fill your nog mugs with a hot cup of this very special Christmas program. This is very good for playing to the entire family, and showing children who enjoy cats and Santa. FAIR WARNING: the words ‘stupid, ass, fuck, dick, and Jesus’ each appear once in this show, so depending on how you’re raising your kids, you might want to find another holiday tradition.

Probably not, though.

The beautiful Christmas music is thanks to Kevin McLeod, who composed “Wishes (Background).” You can find this and other of his work here: http://incompetech.com/