This time on that podcast you don't listen to: What is the terrible secret of The Heap, America's third or fourth most popular 70s comic book muck monster? Is he of earth... or hell? And why is he so whiny? Mike and James find none of the answers as they slog through a 'heap'ing helping of shitty horror stories. And it wouldn't be an episode of Darkseid's Couch without extensive discussion of progressive sexual politics and Ayn Randian Objectivism. It's a tombstone-tossin' good time!