This week, Michael's unearthed the venn diagram of wronged children and Wiccans as we discuss Roald Dahl's novel The Witches. In the process, we also vaguely wrong the sleeping child next door as we practise our woodwind skills. Tune in next week for our final (!) episode of season one, much to the relief of said sleeping child and it's parents (we're sorry).

Caution: Contains strong language, adult themes, and tortoises in the hot press.