if you're going to be a musician, and god help you, jesus christ, but if you are going to be a musician, then at the very least you should name yourself with some reference to your cock. at this point drake should rename himself "i have a big penis and you all saw it online".

who are you going to see tonight? i'm going to see I Have a Big Penis And You All Saw It Online.

IHBPYASO, for short.

maybe taylor swift could rename herself "penis swift". that would be cool. i think her fans would like that. they seem like pretty chill and understanding people with a good sense of humor.