This week we are dodging curses while we discuss “Fresh Bones”! We’re talking how questionable 'Marines, Family, Football' is as a motto, how everyone in this episode is freezing to death, Mulder and Mr. X’s steamy car makeout sesh, and Dax Shepard, the Victorian orphan boy who also happens to be an American gravedigger. We blow the conch and unite the crew, scream when a whole-ass man comes out of Scully’s hand, and marvel as Mulder, a nine-and-a-half foot tall man successfully sneaks up on someone. And if you’re wondering, yes of course we talk about David Boreanaz for some reason. We can’t help ourselves.

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