Where would Bjork take you on a first date? Yep, it's time for another cooked hypothetical game episode! This week is all about dating - a few personal first date horror stories, but mostly dumb speculation on what first dates with different celebrities would look like. From Camila Cabello ordering a fishbowl cocktail, to Bjork taking you to an ambient techno warehouse rave, we go to some strange places this week.

Also on this week's episode:

- “I’ve talked about that on the pod right? Where the anaesthetic didn’t work and they took the compression thing off and it went up my leg and I fell over in the waiting room? That’s fucking tea.”

- “If you call me, there is a 99% chance I’m turtle-heading.”

- “I don’t ever want to be legitimately called an empath again, but it kinda made sense, and that made me want to change my personality completely.”

- “Hey Binch does not endorse Gavins.”

- "JenMo."