In this episode, Andy is Rip Van Winkle-ing the New Year away (after yet another boring Sir Patrick Stewart monologue) and awakened by a mysterious visitor. Andy’s also been waiting until his bizarre Christmas present from Pat charges. Desperate to get in touch with Dave, Andy will do anything to reach out. They have so much to discuss from this past year: scientific breakthroughs, deaths of unsung heroes, and effects of Augmented Reality that united (and destroyed) America.

 

Oh, and the dudes are counting down the Top 10 Movies of 2017. Your favorites probably didn't make it, because Dave and Andy are Hack Fraud Hipsters. Get ready to start a watchlist.

 

Dude, did you hear?

 

We’re drinking Hopsecutioner from Terrapin Brewery and City of the Dead from Modern Times.

 

Quickdraws include a daring smuggler turtle on the run with a debt to pay, Mr. Rogers’ unique therapy sessions, a miraculous conception, a thriller Star Wars cameo you won't believe, and an unusual sentencing (pun intended) passed down in Hawaii.

 

The dudes take a trip back to an America that was UNITED, as it always is into two factions- Supporters and Haters, and the I Don't Cares. That's right! United into two factions of three groups of people! It was the summer of 2016 and every supporter was playing Pokemon... Little did anyone know the destruction that game would wreak upon America. Andy investigates an ominous study titled: Death by Pokemon Go.

 

Daylight savings time throws lots of people off when the clocks change. But no more destructive than Dave's hilariously dark story from 1999. It will blow your mind. Pun intended.

 

The man who saved the world died last year. Allow Andy to take you back to a time where the world was almost baptized by fire and was saved by doing nothing.

 

Binge-drinking actually saved Seth MacFarlane’s life. That’s all the teaser you get for this DDYH from Dave.

 

In this very extra super turbo special edition of DDYH, the dudes share each of their Top 10 movies of 2017. They’ve been excited about this segment all of 2017 because it was a such great year for movies. What movies were left off? What were the surprises? What was #1? What does Andy do that completely catches Dave off-guard? Get ready for some great recommendations, listeners.

 

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