This week we are badly searching box cars before blowing them up while we discuss the Season 2 finale “Anasazi”! It’s definitely super sad that Mulder is dead forever, so we memorialize his newfound obsession with water, discuss whether or not the Cigarette Smoking Man has a good butt, and get excited about the hotly-anticipated sequel to Dad Fight: Boy Fight. We’re tracking Krycek’s transformation from haunted Ken doll into wannabe Russian bad boy, get excited about spotting Skinner’s orgy scheduler, and freak out about the revelation that Bill Mulder and the Cigarette Smoking Man know each other?!?! Also: The Smoking Man got Mulder a creepy birthday present when he was eight. Y/N?

Tune in next week for our Season 2 Wrap-Up Extravaganza!

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