In this episode, Dave has been attacked, survived a crash, and is marooned on Flat Earth. He has but one way to maintain sanity.

Andy is slowly making his way across the plains of Ogeid. Good thing they’ve heard a bunch of crazy (but true) stories – like a mysterious noise heard across the ocean, surprising Japanese business practices, who directed the fourth Mission Impossible Film, and some intense Pope on Pope historical drama.

 

Oh… and a fan favorite segment returns. Hold onto your hilts!

 

Dude, did you hear?

 

Dave is drinking The Prodigal Son IPA from Bitter Brothers Brewery and Andy is drinking… WINE?! That’s right, something's wrong! Not with the wine, though, because it’s a cabernet sauvignon by 19 Crimes. Check out their augmented reality app and impress all your friends! It's like taking your pants off at a party except it's just on your phone, and you don't get arrested. 

 

Quickdraws include the medically-approved futuristic Digital/ANALog cure for the hiccups (conveniently located rectally), a shocking beauty contest scandal, Korean Olympic complications, bananas with edible peels, praying to suspicious saints, and a donut champion arrested for, wait for it... stealing donuts.

 

In 1997, a mysterious and incredibly loud roar was heard underwater across the Pacific Ocean. What kind of monster was calling out from the deep? Andy has the answers THEY want you to hear.

 

Dave takes us on a trip back in history to a time when Papist Europe was struggling to find a Pope. One nice Monk stepped up to take the initiative with a revelation- and it didn't end well. Like, straight up Anakin Skywalker and Chancellor Palpatine, did not end well. 

 

Researching the oldest businesses in the world (not THOSE oldest businesses, pre-vert) leads Andy to a [REVELATION] discovery regarding Japanese business practices that he did not see coming.

 

Hold onto your sharpies and cardboard signs! Hobo katana theft is on the rise. Like the attacks, the stories are as convoluted and far-out as you could imagine. That’s right, SWORD WATCH returns!

 

Sometimes technology just ain’t reliable. Andy heard-told a couple stories where dad-nab tech got some numbers reeeeeally wrong. We knew yew shouldn't trust them damn robotnik contraptions. 

 

Dave recommends Writer/Director David Lowery's "A Ghost Story"– a film that would have made the #1 Spot in his top movies of 2017 list. Stream it now on Amazon Prime Video. Set phasers to (kill) feels.

 

If you like westerns AND violence, Andy recommends the seven-episode miniseries (because Andy EXCLUSIVELY enjoys exclusive miniseries, like the Netflix Exclusive) Godless. Stream it now on Netflix. Prepare to have your perception of Jeff Daniels changed forever- because it's exclusive!

 

Dave doesn’t recommend over-enthusiastic (podcasting) post-game interviews. Especially when you’re really “playing the field.” He made an Anas attempt to pronounce the guy's name right. 

 

Andy doesn’t recommend Chinese zoos – especially when they have penguin exhibits.

 

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