Let's address the hetero in the room: today's episode is about straight people. Is it ever ok to use the word 'gay' as an insult? What the hell is a mandalorian? Meal prep? This week we unpack straight culture and our relationship to it.

Also on this week's episode:

- “Facebook is getting House-d.”

- “So the Golden Rule [for determining whether someone is a homosexual] is that the size of the head, whether it be big or small, be disproportionate to the size of the body.”

- “[Togekiss] is a lesbian who loves Animal Crossing… And Togetic is a Twink… who also loves Animal Crossing.”

- “Serious chat: I’m Team Big W. It’s the better K-Mart.”

- “Anyway, the key takeaway I want everyone to take from the last 5 minutes is that yes, I have cum in my own eyeball.”