Happy New Year & welcome back to Porch Talk!

This week, we’re tackling the big questions: How do we get into the Pop-Tart Bowl, and why does Jordan’s Christmas surprise involve so much honey mustard?

We dive into astroturfing conspiracies, our unhinged love for Nespresso, and why moo moos are the ultimate bedtime attire. Plus, a vision board reimagined as a year-long journal, the latest in airline chaos (spoiler: we’re not boarding), and a PSA on the art of texting—while biking. Buckle up, buttercup; this episode is a ride!