Is it climate change or did we accidentally time travel back to 2016?

This week on Porch Talk, we’re questioning why it’s 50 degrees in January, celebrating Harry Styles’ return, and wondering why people learned absolutely nothing from COVID (please stop coming to work sick).

Jordan shares a huge hair update (no alopecia, we cheered), unpacks her absolutely unhinged stress dreams, and recounts learning the rules of the mountain the hard way while snowboarding.

Plus: Fetty Wap nostalgia, army green bomber jackets, tattoo removal discourse, Euphoria season 3 thoughts, Tell Me Lies chaos, and Katie puts her KitchenAid to WORK with homemade pasta.

We’re BACK and kicking off Season 3 by doing what we do best: catching up.

From holiday recaps and New Year’s Eve reflections to accidentally buying each other the exact same martini glasses, we’re covering it all. We talk favorite gifts (KitchenAid dreams, walking pad walks), Jordan’s mom surprising everyone with a Christmas cat, and why the Stranger Things finale left us feeling… underwhelmed.

Plus, we’re sharing our 2026 ins & outs (greens IN, private equity businesses OUT) and diving into the Button Girl trend that’s making us think differently about time and intention this year.

Welcome back to the porch 🪑✨

In this episode, we’re bouncing from sea glass hunting to the stars—literally. We talk holiday return fees, Jordan’s officially finalized bridal party, and the massive astrology shifts coming in 2026 (hi, Uranus in Gemini). Along the way, we question why hot drinks are never drinkable and why people seem to forget how to behave in public. Casual, funny, and a little unhinged—just the way we like it.

This week we’re all over the place in the best way. We’re sharing our first thoughts on Stranger Things Season 5 Volume 1, getting nostalgic (and a little sad) about how holidays hit different as adults, debating what actually makes a good white elephant gift, laughing way too hard at the Pillsbury Doughboy’s giggle, and asking the important question: just how long is jarred pasta sauce really good for?

HELLO BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE!

Your fav yapping gals are back (again) with the return of Porch Talk. Life got a bit hectic (mental/physical health, moving, all the things) but we are so freaking happy to be back talking to you all again!

This week is just us getting back in the studio (Jordan's new living room) to give some life updates and get the juices flowing as we prepare for more organized episodes going forward. What you can expect to hear: vapes are adult pacifiers, experiencing hair loss, DWTS hot takes, a scandal out of UMASS Amherst, a baby alligator was found in the Charles River, and other silliness!

If you're still here listening and supporting the show, WE LOVE YOU! Truly doing this silly little show brings so much joy and purpose and we hope you enjoy listening just as much as we enjoy recording :)

This week on Porch Talk, we're asking the big questions — like do bugs fart? We spiral into boy candy vs. girl candy discourse, learn that Waymo’s self-driving cars have landed in Boston, and Jordan does a JoJo Siwa impression that should honestly be illegal. We meet our new TikTok obsession, Tiki the rescue dog, and try to understand why Annabelle the haunted doll is now on tour like she’s Beyoncé.

Plus: 11 inmates escape NOLA prison through a toilet, Katie commits an act of pure evil in a PetSmart parking lot, and we may have been Karens this weekend... but like, the justified kind. Oh, and there’s a heel-breaking life hack you’ll actually want to remember.

It finally feels like summer, and we’re setting the vibe. This week, we’re diving into the songs, snacks, and summer outings that make the season feel real — plus helping you build the ultimate bucket list. But don’t worry, it’s not all sunscreen and serotonin. We’re also unpacking nightmares at Newark Airport, semi trucks that play ads, a very public poop-fueled road rage incident, and the mysterious link between golf courses and Parkinson’s(?).

We also play a game of “Name an artist, now scream your favorite song,” debate whether men are shaving their legs, and ask: how accurate is the Farmer’s Almanac anyway? Oh, and a guy quit his job to sail to Hawaii with his cat. We respect it.

This week’s chaos includes a trip to the Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum, margs and tacos at Toca Chida, a suspicious bomb-sniffing dog encounter, and an antique store haul.

We share our Tweets of the Week and dive into our Notes app ramblings: Jordan finally buys a good pillow, we debate the casting for the upcoming Britney Spears biopic, and declare that the Costco cookie guys were absolutely onto something.

Plus: our thoughts on the YOU series finale, Lady Gaga’s 2-million-strong Brazilian crowd, blue rain in Texas (???), Diddy’s trial kickoff, and a Wendy Williams check-in. Also: we hate the Family Guy Star Wars episodes, but loved Quinta on SNL. A little unhinged, a lot of fun.

This week on Porch Talk, we’re spreading the good vibes and sharing all the things we’re currently loving with—from music and nostalgic snacks to the places and routines giving us life.

But don’t worry, it’s still chaos as usual. We dive into the return of the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge (with a twist), a new AI tool that literally helps you cheat called Cluely (terrifying), and the internet’s latest hypothetical: could 100 men beat 1 gorilla?

Plus: Avon gladiator sandal memories, a wild TikTok skincare infection, Jordan still can’t whistle, Katie finishes Normal People (and has thoughts), and the U.S. wants to give you $5K to have a baby and a medal if you crank out six. Oh, and Lifetime made a Honey Boo Boo movie??? Let’s unpack it all.

Welcome back to Porch Talk!

This week’s episode is pure unfiltered Porch Talk chaos. We recap a jam-packed weekend featuring a lactose horror story, Boston crowds, Easter, and some 4/20 chatter.

Then we spiral into our hot topics of the week: is there a serial killer in New England? Why don’t places toast bagels anymore? Should we be concerned about the wooly mammoth coming back?

We also grieve Jordan’s TV dads (RIP Bobby Nash and Joel Miller), reflect on Coachella, debate the return of Heelys and bushes, and wonder what the Pope does.

Plus: a DIY hack for leg-crossing, a strange bouncer encounter, and who the hell is in the Toad costume at Universal?