Porch Talk

This week’s chaos includes a trip to the Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum, margs and tacos at Toca Chida, a suspicious bomb-sniffing dog encounter, and an antique store haul.

We share our Tweets of the Week and dive into our Notes app ramblings: Jordan finally buys a good pillow, we debate the casting for the upcoming Britney Spears biopic, and declare that the Costco cookie guys were absolutely onto something.

Plus: our thoughts on the YOU series finale, Lady Gaga’s 2-million-strong Brazilian crowd, blue rain in Texas (???), Diddy’s trial kickoff, and a Wendy Williams check-in. Also: we hate the Family Guy Star Wars episodes, but loved Quinta on SNL. A little unhinged, a lot of fun.

This week on Porch Talk, we’re spreading the good vibes and sharing all the things we’re currently loving with—from music and nostalgic snacks to the places and routines giving us life.

But don’t worry, it’s still chaos as usual. We dive into the return of the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge (with a twist), a new AI tool that literally helps you cheat called Cluely (terrifying), and the internet’s latest hypothetical: could 100 men beat 1 gorilla?

Plus: Avon gladiator sandal memories, a wild TikTok skincare infection, Jordan still can’t whistle, Katie finishes Normal People (and has thoughts), and the U.S. wants to give you $5K to have a baby and a medal if you crank out six. Oh, and Lifetime made a Honey Boo Boo movie??? Let’s unpack it all.

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This week’s episode is pure unfiltered Porch Talk chaos. We recap a jam-packed weekend featuring a lactose horror story, Boston crowds, Easter, and some 4/20 chatter.

Then we spiral into our hot topics of the week: is there a serial killer in New England? Why don’t places toast bagels anymore? Should we be concerned about the wooly mammoth coming back?

We also grieve Jordan’s TV dads (RIP Bobby Nash and Joel Miller), reflect on Coachella, debate the return of Heelys and bushes, and wonder what the Pope does.

Plus: a DIY hack for leg-crossing, a strange bouncer encounter, and who the hell is in the Toad costume at Universal?

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We’re back with no real theme, but lots to say. This episode is a mixed bag of hot takes, weird news, and whatever popped into our heads over the last week!

We kick things off with our brand-new segment Tweets of the Week to get the giggles going before diving into the random chaos that’s been living rent-free in our brains. From the 17 nurses with brain tumors at a Massachusetts hospital to a Florida woman wrestling an alligator to save her dog (Jordan would do the same for Jeff), nothing is off limits.

We unpack the proposed 32-hour work week, botanical sexism, why safety pins are on literally everything, and how Katy Perry is headed to space?! Plus: Tabi shoes, castor oil for hair growth, and the question no one’s answering—how do buses fit in the same lane as cars?

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This week on Porch Talk, we take a trip down memory lane and unpack our weirdest childhood crushes—because apparently, Jordan had a thing for Stabler from SVU as a child. From Brett Michaels to Uncle Jesse to actual cartoon characters, we’ve got some questionable picks to discuss.

We also introduce a brand-new segment, Tweets of the Week, where we share the funniest, wildest, and most unhinged tweets we came across.

Plus, we dive into this week’s hot topics: the new KFC ad, Ultra Music Festival’s ridiculous drink prices, Jordan’s cat eating her underwear, the latest Remi Bader controversy, an astrology PSA about Neptune shaking things up in Aries, and why National Grid customers in MA are about to get a fat refund.

Grab a drink and get comfy—this one's a fun one!

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Porch Talk favorite, Jordan’s Mom, is back to spill the tea on dating back in the day—what’s changed, what’s stayed the same, and where she stands on dating today.

We’re also diving into hot topics: our audience is now 48% male (lads, explain yourselves), Snapchat memories may be disappearing forever, and New Jersey has their own Justin Bieber (shoutout Dominnerlla). Plus, Brittany Broski is singing, Miami is renaming streets after rappers, and we break down the viral alpha man morning routine.

And the biggest question of all: why do Jeep drivers have rubber ducks? Tune in to find out!

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It’s been five years since the world shut down, and we’re reflecting on how COVID-19 changed everything—from the trends we were obsessed with in 2020 to the lasting societal shifts we still feel today.

But don’t worry, we’ve also got our usual hot topics: Jordan’s latest TV obsessions (9-1-1 and Baylen Out Loud), why we actually approve of Disney’s Lilo & Stitch live-action remake, and how Forever 21 just joined the list of businesses ruined by private equity. Plus, the 2026 World Cup is coming to Foxborough, which means we’re planning our escape, and we try to solve the mystery of where TJ Maxx’s brands come from.

Oh, and can someone please make comfortable shoes cute? Just because we’re young doesn’t mean we don’t have bunions.

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This week, we dive into the surprisingly wild history of Saint Patrick's Day (spoiler: it’s not just about beer). McDonald's Play Places are disappearing — but why? Trisha Paytas is expecting baby #3 (watch out, Pope Francis). Pretty Little Thing’s rebrand has the internet scratching its head, and Severance has us questioning everything (seriously, what does Lumon even do??).

Plus, we explore the origins of our names and ask the most important question of all: if your fingers could serve five drinks on tap, what would they be?

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Last Friday night hit different… and not in a good way. We ventured out to a bar packed with college kids and quickly realized—we are far from our element. This week, we’re embracing being young and hot while reminiscing about our own college days with everyone's favorite guest, JC (shoutout UMASS Amherst).

But first, we’re recapping the weekend, including a 10/10 hibachi experience (shoutout Witch City Hibachi) and Gus’s wild nightly adventures. Then, we’re diving into this week’s biggest scandals: the internet’s hate for Shrek 5, Unwell Network’s Alix vs. Alex drama, Walmart cakes vs. home bakers, and the return of White Lotus. Plus, some blasts from the past: Casey Anthony attempting a rebrand (everyone go report her), and Octomom’s kids are somehow 16?!

Tune in for the chaos, the laughs, and the nostalgia. Grab a drink (or a college-era Four Loko) and let’s talk.

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This week, we’re dodging punches (literally) after trying hip-hop boxing, hitting our favorite bar for a GNO filled with top-tier people-watching, and celebrating the thrill of a good thrift find—especially when Jordan somehow scored two high-end wedding dresses (NTB, we swear).

Then, we dive into the week’s wildest headlines: Dublin’s new daytime raves (club before noon, anyone?), a horrifying embryo mix-up where a woman didn’t realize she was carrying the wrong baby until birth, the new app that lets you rent a bodyguard, Diddy’s lawyer quitting right before his trial, and the sheer audacity of Erewhon charging $19 for strawberries. Plus, we discuss the new Gabby Petito docuseries and ponder fun ways to use your free will.