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This week, we're spreading the love (and the hot takes)! We’re sharing our favorite rom-coms, love songs, and Valentine’s Day gift tips. Plus, Jordan had a 10/10 experience at her new doctor’s office—no pap smear fear here!

We also dive into the rise of “recession pop” (who else feels so seen?), the chaotic genius of Temptation Island (shoutout Montoya ), and rumors of a One Direction reunion at the Brit Awards. Plus, was Kendrick the real MVP of the Super Bowl? And seriously…who invented the glam bot? Let’s get into it!

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This week, we’re unpacking a weekend filled with highs, lows, and a little bit of chaos. From an awkward birthday song to our first house party since college (are we okay?), plus Jordan’s adventure at a new nightclub. We also had a literal fire scare when a neighbor’s house went up in flames and Jordan touches on being in the dead dad club. Oh, and there was a comedy show—was it worth it? TBD.

Plus: Why is Love the Way You Lie still dominating the airwaves? Is Good Girls by Nick Jonas an underrated masterpiece? And what is up with the stench of Ubers lately?

Buckle up, it’s a wild one.

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This week, we’re kicking things off with the movement to #FreeWendy from her conservatorship—justice for an icon! We also dive into Mac Miller’s posthumous album Balloonerism and share our thoughts (and feelings). Plus, we’re side-eyeing Canada and Australia for their shady TikTok takes while we were offline—what’s good, neighbors?

As always, we share our 1’s and 10’s of the week (cue the applause) and give you the play-by-play of Lu and Gus’s chaotic first meeting (trigger warning: vomit was involved).

As always thank you for listening and supporting! :)

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This week, we're diving into the chaos: the looming TikTok ban, why Mark Zuckerberg and Meta are on our blacklist, and the unsettling reality of the LA fires.

Plus, we discuss bug-out bags—because who isn't prepping these days—and celebrate Jordan's new addition to the family, baby Gus! Grab a drink and get ready to spiral with us.

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This week, we’re diving into some of Reddit’s juiciest stories from AITAH and Best of Redditor Updates, channeling our inner Two Hot Takes.

But first, a weekend recap: Jordan's "bridal" shoot for AW Bridal, a dramatic dental moment for Lu Jeff (wish her a speedy recovery, or else), and a newfound obsession with affogatos—because what’s better than an adult root beer float? Grab a seat, a snack, and maybe a scoop of gelato; this one’s a treat.

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This week, we’re tackling the big questions: How do we get into the Pop-Tart Bowl, and why does Jordan’s Christmas surprise involve so much honey mustard?

We dive into astroturfing conspiracies, our unhinged love for Nespresso, and why moo moos are the ultimate bedtime attire. Plus, a vision board reimagined as a year-long journal, the latest in airline chaos (spoiler: we’re not boarding), and a PSA on the art of texting—while biking. Buckle up, buttercup; this episode is a ride!

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We’re closing out 2024 with a chaotic mix of recaps, revelations, and wild guesses for the year ahead.

Jordan's "Uber Eats Wrapped" might leave you speechless, and we dive into everything we loved (and binged) this year—favorite items, shows, and podcasts included. Then, we revisit the year's biggest media and pop culture moments before peering into our crystal ball to share 10 bold predictions for 2025.

AI layoffs, a surveillance state, the rise of class consciousness, Hollywood’s decline, the next “it” dog, and so much more. End the year with us in style!

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This week, Jordan nearly adds 'cat thief' to her resume, Katie's man flexes Zyn points for high-end hair tools, and we dive into the mystery of WTF is happening in our skies—drones, plasmoids, or something spookier? Plus, why is buying a gift card harder than doing your taxes?

Finally, we take a nostalgic trip through our eras: from varsity jackets and #swag to indie aesthetic (Tumblr prime, Arctic Monkeys, and ripped skinny jeans).

Tune in for chaos, nostalgia, and questionable life choices!

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This week we're starting off with the weekend recap, including Jordan's trip to the White Mountains. We also dive into this weeks wildest headlines: the United Health Care shooter saga (free him?), Hawk Tuah’s meme coin rug pull, and Trisha Paytas stealing the SNL spotlight.

We also sniff out why smells are so powerfully nostalgic and break down the chaos of Spotify Wrapped 2024.

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Ready to sleigh this holiday season? (Or at least survive it?) In this episode, we’re unpacking our Thanksgiving adventures—including a thrilling encounter with a speeding ticket. We also some tips for getting into the holiday spirit—even if you’re feeling like a total Grinch.

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So pour yourself a cup of hot coco, sit back, and let us guide you through the chaos of the most wonderful time of the year. Or at least help you laugh through it.

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