Welcome back to Porch Talk!

We’re back with no real theme, but lots to say. This episode is a mixed bag of hot takes, weird news, and whatever popped into our heads over the last week!

We kick things off with our brand-new segment Tweets of the Week to get the giggles going before diving into the random chaos that’s been living rent-free in our brains. From the 17 nurses with brain tumors at a Massachusetts hospital to a Florida woman wrestling an alligator to save her dog (Jordan would do the same for Jeff), nothing is off limits.

We unpack the proposed 32-hour work week, botanical sexism, why safety pins are on literally everything, and how Katy Perry is headed to space?! Plus: Tabi shoes, castor oil for hair growth, and the question no one’s answering—how do buses fit in the same lane as cars?