Welcome back to Porch Talk!

This week on Porch Talk, we take a trip down memory lane and unpack our weirdest childhood crushes—because apparently, Jordan had a thing for Stabler from SVU as a child. From Brett Michaels to Uncle Jesse to actual cartoon characters, we’ve got some questionable picks to discuss.

We also introduce a brand-new segment, Tweets of the Week, where we share the funniest, wildest, and most unhinged tweets we came across.

Plus, we dive into this week’s hot topics: the new KFC ad, Ultra Music Festival’s ridiculous drink prices, Jordan’s cat eating her underwear, the latest Remi Bader controversy, an astrology PSA about Neptune shaking things up in Aries, and why National Grid customers in MA are about to get a fat refund.

Grab a drink and get comfy—this one's a fun one!