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This week, we dive into the surprisingly wild history of Saint Patrick's Day (spoiler: it’s not just about beer). McDonald's Play Places are disappearing — but why? Trisha Paytas is expecting baby #3 (watch out, Pope Francis). Pretty Little Thing’s rebrand has the internet scratching its head, and Severance has us questioning everything (seriously, what does Lumon even do??).

Plus, we explore the origins of our names and ask the most important question of all: if your fingers could serve five drinks on tap, what would they be?