Welcome back to Porch Talk!

This week, we’re dodging punches (literally) after trying hip-hop boxing, hitting our favorite bar for a GNO filled with top-tier people-watching, and celebrating the thrill of a good thrift find—especially when Jordan somehow scored two high-end wedding dresses (NTB, we swear).

Then, we dive into the week’s wildest headlines: Dublin’s new daytime raves (club before noon, anyone?), a horrifying embryo mix-up where a woman didn’t realize she was carrying the wrong baby until birth, the new app that lets you rent a bodyguard, Diddy’s lawyer quitting right before his trial, and the sheer audacity of Erewhon charging $19 for strawberries. Plus, we discuss the new Gabby Petito docuseries and ponder fun ways to use your free will.