The Blazers traded Anfernee Simons for Jrue Holiday and drafted Yang Hansen in the first round. Is this all part of some brilliant plan, or are Blazers fans being tormented by a powerful shadowy figure that is intent on ruining their beloved team? I bet you can guess which way we're leaning.

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