The Blazers traded Anfernee Simons for Jrue Holiday and drafted Yang Hansen in the first round. Is this all part of some brilliant plan, or are Blazers fans being tormented by a powerful shadowy figure that is intent on ruining their beloved team? I bet you can guess which way we're leaning.

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Our thoughts on the Blazers before the draft, before the Anfernee trade, and before the finals. What does a sale mean for us fans? Who could buy the team? Why are penguin bones so hot right now? Who will be on the board at 11? Is Demin da man?

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A quick friends episode for the non Blazers-obsessed -- friend Zach joins the pod to chat! Come learn about tree health, chair moving, back injuries, treat analysis, and Alex's romantic trip to Mexico.

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The guys give big picture thoughts after a weird, fun, frustrating Blazers season. Does this team have the juice to make the leap next year? How great is it that Chauncey and Cronin got extended? Who would our star targets be? Who is our lone Belgian listener? Come find out!

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This one is for the Blazer-heads. After catching up about travel plans and baby stuff, the guys put Joe Cronin on trial. The accusation: being a garbage GM.

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The guys come to terms with a weird Blazers season, hear voice memos from two villains, before welcoming old friend Zach to talk about life in Vermont, ghosts, and artisanal cheese addiction.

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The guys kvetch over a tradeless deadline for the Blazers, talk about what we've learned during the hot streak, discuss Lakers privilege, relitigate the Jailblazer era, and ponder PDX repatriation.

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This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit pdxpats.substack.com

This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit pdxpats.substack.com

This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit pdxpats.substack.com