This week on Porch Talk, we're asking the big questions — like do bugs fart? We spiral into boy candy vs. girl candy discourse, learn that Waymo’s self-driving cars have landed in Boston, and Jordan does a JoJo Siwa impression that should honestly be illegal. We meet our new TikTok obsession, Tiki the rescue dog, and try to understand why Annabelle the haunted doll is now on tour like she’s Beyoncé.

Plus: 11 inmates escape NOLA prison through a toilet, Katie commits an act of pure evil in a PetSmart parking lot, and we may have been Karens this weekend... but like, the justified kind. Oh, and there’s a heel-breaking life hack you’ll actually want to remember.